I hate all girls vehemently.
Where is the hickey?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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