i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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