Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm too high and old for this...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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