What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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