And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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