he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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