You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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