I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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