what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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