If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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