And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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