I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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