Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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