Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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