I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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