...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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