what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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