My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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