Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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