And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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