The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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