when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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