can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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