when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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