Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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