he wants to bone in the snuggie
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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