margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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