You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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