I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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