using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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