yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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