Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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