dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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