he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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