Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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