I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Fuck appropriateness.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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