We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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