Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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