forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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