Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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