I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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