Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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