I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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