i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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