i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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