Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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