using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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