so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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