How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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