I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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