I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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