I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
