dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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No subtext here. People are naked.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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