Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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