just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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