Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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