It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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