Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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