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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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