I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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